A withered and emaciated Fangbaby will be riding his rascal into the Olmos Bharmacy on May 16th. Don’t miss this chance to drink in a distilled, lo-cal version of the hits you love.
Use Our Music!
As part of the Fangbaby Rewards Program, our loyal fans have accumulated enough points to earn a 4th tier prize: Fangbaby covering an old Cameo song! WORD UP, DAMN IT!
Keep on working for those F.R.P. points, cause the 1st tier prize is a real doozy! (a lawn gnome sculpted from our leavings)
Cameo didn’t return our calls asking for permission to dry-hump their song, so don’t go leaving this shit around for Otto the garbageman to find.
Drake complained at practice that Satan doesn’t get enough props in our music, so we injected a heapin’ helpin’ of Beelzebub into one of our already Satan-saturated DevilJams(tm).
BEHOLD BLUEBERRY SATAN!
Another old favorite born anew with the driving beat of Drake’s drums.
Turn up your sub-woofer and shake the dirt off your whip, or you know, don’t.
Fangbaby Status Update
1. Acquired (by means of hostile takeover) a drummer, Drake.
2. Trained said drummer in the deadly arts of Cyber-Folk
3. Drake LLC wins in a hotly contested Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 match for control of Fangbaby Inc.
5. Drake, as acting CEO of Fangbaby, demands a new mp3 release…
Also, our elite team of code-monkeys added a lyric page so as to more directly beam our drivel into your gaping minds. Enjoy!
With life breathing down your neck at every turn, isn’t it nice to know that Fangbaby will be opening for The Rick Miller Band Saturday night at the Irish pub?
I thought so, now fetch Daddy a beer. And get yer ass to the hard streets on the northside of San Antonio.
The fun starts at, oh I don’t know, lets say, 9:30pm!
The Irish pub lost their internet install disk, so info is here:
The Irish Pub
9726 Datapoint Dr
San Antonio TX 78229
A google map, because Fangbaby loves you
Another Wednesday night, another indecent exposure arrest. Come out to Jack’s from 9 to Midnight on Wednesday, January 31st and watch the Fangbaby Burlesque Revue blow minds and leak fluids.
No cover! Cheap Drinks! Blank Looks!
I want to first thank the fans for making Fangbaby the number one alt-indie-country-rock-rap-original-cover acoustic duo in the San Antonio/Austin metropolitan/county area!
Jack’s has renewed its non-exclusive, play-for-booze, make your Wednesday memorable Fangbaby contract!
So on December 27th, hop in your freshly unwrapped rocket car and make tracks to Jacks!
We tore that shit up, so they asked us back to touch up the corners and clean up the mess we left.
Fangbaby at Jack’s Patio Bar - November 29th, 8pm.
No cover for 21 and up.
Get there early so you can sit up front and shoot Jim Beam into our mouths with a super soaker.
The gig at Jack’s was so much better than bad that it was practically good.
It rained like a cow pissing on a flat rock, the headlining act didn’t show up, and at one point we even lost power, but Fangbaby soldiered on and made a rain-soaked crowd 13% wetter.
Instead of our expected one set, we played 3. Instead of our ‘lets only have a couple of drinks’ plan, we had many, many more. Instead of just fulfilling an obligation, WE SAVED SPRING BREAK!
We recorded a good portion of the show, and will have mp3s up sometime between now and the rapture*
Negotiations for another gig at Jack’s are ongoing, but I am confident we will reach an accord RSN (Real Soon Now)
With a love that will echo through the ages,
*In case of Rapture, this band will be unmanned.
Yes, you read that very descriptive headline correctly. We have been given the much coveted opening spot for Alligator Dave on the 18th of October, finest of all months.
Even though that is a school night, and you probably have a test on European Socialism the next day, you should come out and let us smack you in the cheek with our floppy rock assault.
Why haven’t we posted in so long? Where have we been? What have we been doing? All these questions and more will sadly remain forever unanswered. Don’t blame us, blame that pesky gag order.
In any case, we have returned to earth with a lovely new track full of longing, despair, and just a hint of mackerel.
If that isn’t enough to make your juices percolate, we will be returning to the studio later this month, which means we will soon be able to shower you with an overflowing basket of our ripest fruits. Excelsior!
Hell of a show last night at the Irish Pub. Thanks to all who showed up to support Fangaby, signed up for the mailing list, and bought CDs. Mega-props to Skunkweed for giving us the opening slot, and enabling our disgusting need for rock.
Just as a friendly reminder, our donation link on the right is active, and every donation of $5 or more gets a free copy of our new EP! All proceeds go to fund our quest to block out the sun, and maybe blow up the moon if we have time.
At long last, our mind expanding EP of rock and roll musics is available to the public! Individual tracks are available below, with cover art and liner notes slightly below that. WHAT A COUNTRY!
We also have a spiffy new donation link on the right, so if you enjoy our album or its pleasing scent, feel free to make with the big cash payout!
Begin Liner Notes:
1 - Blueberry
2 - The Ballad of Fangbaby
3 - Rock and Roll Blimp
4 - Hovercar
5 - Pumpkinhead is Tough But Fair
6 - Shithouse Rat
Patrick Sean “Grumpy” Henderson - Guitar, Vocals, Words
Josef “Scrub” Wells - Bass, Backup Vocals, Backup Words
Why not stroll over to WWW.FANGBABY.COM for more mind altering cyber-folk?
Tracks 1 - 5 recorded, mixed and mastered by Nebulost Productions
Track 6 recorded, mixed and mastered at DJOB Studios
This CD, like all our music, is protected under a Creative Commons Attribution, Non-Commercial, ShareAlike 2.5 License. This means you can copy it, share it, and even remix it to the extent that your little heart desires. You just can’t make money off of it without giving us a piece of the pie. Full details and terms at WWW.CREATIVECOMMONS.ORG
Sincere thanks to David James, Brian Cordell, Jason Sewell at Nebulost, and of course the lovely and tolerant Letty and Maile, without whom this whole endeavor would have collapsed like the stack of brittle monkey bones that it is.
Props also to Skunkweed, Humanimal, Dog Men Poets, The Psychoholics, and everybody else that keeps San Antonio’s ass rocking.
Cover art by Don Davis.
End Liner Notes
Fresh out of the Fangbaby farmer’s market, here is the second preview track from our ucpoming EP, “Touched in the Deep End”. We should have the whole album available here soon, and even available on honest to god CDs for those who don’t know how to work their internet appliance efficiently.